-94.6%
DEAD CAT BOUNCE
the chart fell off a building. the cat came back up 0.4%. we are calling it a recovery.
$DEADCAT contract:
soon
the bounce meter
grab the cat. drop it or throw it at the chart. we measure the recovery.
the meter needs canvas. your browser said no. the cat is resting.
drop height--
bounce height--
verdictwaiting for a cat
best bounce0.0%
cats dropped0
since the crash00:00
dead cat bounce (n.)
- a small recovery after a large fall, mostly visible with a magnifying glass.
- this cat, specifically.
- the exact moment your group chat posts "we are so back".
see also: bull trap, cope, a cat landing on its back for once
bounce log
- 9:00 green candle. everyone is a genius.
- 9:04 red candle the size of a building. the cat steps off it.
- 9:05 cat hits the floor, paws up, legs locked. very stiff. very serious.
- 9:06 cat goes back up 0.4%. somebody posts a rocket.
- 9:07 cat comes back down. the rocket gets deleted.
- 9:08 cat bounces again, smaller. this one is called a higher low.
vet questions
- is the cat okay?
- he is a drawing. he bounces for a living.
- how high can he go?
- record so far is a full 0.4%, witnessed by two people and a bot.
- why is he so stiff?
- he saw the 1 minute chart.
- does he land on his feet?
- no. back first, every time, on purpose. that is the bounce.
how to buy (Solana)
- 1
get Phantom or any Solana wallet, put some SOL in it.
- 2
copy the contract from the top of this page. it says soon until it does not.
- 3
open it on pump.fun and swap SOL for the cat.
- 4
drop the cat on the chart. call it a recovery.